Sir/madam

I am shocked at this piece regarding nudity. I have complained to Senor Garbiras the owner of Counter Arts.

But I am even more shocked at the amount of dollars you have made from such pornography. I have complained to the Californian Vice Squad who I believe is also owned by Senor 'Say Hello To My Little Friend' Garbiras.

Yours insincerely

Mr P. Correct